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HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE SEXY CARRYFUCKER

HOLY FUCK, IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT IS, SWEETCHEEKS, BECAUSE IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING SINGED. AND TODAY, HE IS GOING TO BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH YOU HIS AWARD WINNING LIFE STORY THAT IS ALSO BEING ADAPTED TO AN OSCAR NOMINEE MOVIE.

NOT ONLY IS SINGED THE COOLEST POSTER EVER, BUT HE IS ALSO THE ONLY KNOWN POSTER TO WIN THE ANNUAL SEXIEST POSTER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 6 YEARS RUNNING ON A BOARD THAT IS ONLY 1 YEAR OLD. HOT DAMN IS THAT ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER.

OH BUT DID YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL?

OH HO HO, NO. BECAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKING SINGED IS NOT BOUND BY PETTY HUMAN MORALITY, NOT ONLY DOES HIS BEAUTY DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, BUT HE CAN ALSO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS A PROFESSIONAL VIDEO GAME PLAYER THAT MAKES THOSE CHIMPS AT MLG LOOK LIKE BABIES (AS IF THEY DIDN'T DO THAT BY THEMSELVES ALREADY AMIRITE HURR HURR HURR). DON'T HIT ON HIM, SILLY GIRLS (AND DEFINATELY NOT GUYS BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GAY AND SINGED DON'T SWING THAT WAY), BECAUSE SINGED IS ALREADY ENGAGED TO EVERY FEMALE POSTER IN EFCHAN BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW THEY ARE. HE IS ALSO ABLE TO TALK AND DRINK SODA AT THE SAME TIME.

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