Iron Thorn is a total fucking hottie. Once, she challenged Cosmopolition to a sex-off. No one has seen the remains as of yet. In rare circumstances, she can be seen wearing a magenta jacker, and a pet bear at her side. With tits of steel, she rules the domain of /ef/, never once letting a post go by without her approval. Iron is in possesion of a dog that can see into the future, and is constantly haunted by it. The onnly way It can stay sane is by being a total cutie.
She is pretty cute... -George Bush!Dubya